Well lately we have been receiving an uncomfortable amount of traffic and emails about picking up hookers in GTA 4. It seems some people don’t know how to do it and here at Angry Web we are devoted to making sure that you have a pleasurable gaming experience.
To be honest it is really simple. Drive a car up to a woman that looks like a hooker (since she probably is) and simply honk your horn. As I am playing the PS3 version that would be the L3 button (and I’m sure the same button on the Xbox). Prostitutes are usually around ghetto parts of town and also in industrial areas. If you’re on the first island then chances are the prostitutes are large black ladies. As you progress through the game they get skinnier and whiter (with deep Puerto Rican accents that lead me to believe that they have an Adam’s apple).
Believe it or not, there is a full Yahoo! Answers post on this so if I failed to answer your question then head HERE for more info.
UPDATE: Well judging from Dave’s comment below, I wasn’t clear enough in my intent to help you lonely bastards out.
After you successfully get a hooker into your car using the method I have described below, you need to drive to a secluded area like an empty ally. Somewhere hidden. After that, you will be given 3 options at 3 different price ranges. Here is a video of what the 3 price ranges include:

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Haha… I like how you have an uncomfortable amount of emails about picking up hookers on GTA. highlarious.
Hilarious is your version; highlarious.
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k but how do you fuck them??
Yeahh, uhmm, I don’t get the 3 options, the b*tch does what she does, and takes $70.00 && gets out of my car.
@tineke
I guess you got screwed…
thanks for the advice on picking up hookers! priceless.
The idea is, park in a narrow enough space, with the passenger door blocked by a wall/bin… she shoves you outta the car when the deed is done, so she can get out… bash the crap outta her… and take your money back…. then go find another unsuspecting wench… and repeat…. from the outset of the first island… i found it easiest to locate them around the strip club… (duh!)..
After a few, I’d actually made money from doing it… so.. I got what i paid them… with a little extra for the effort of removing the scrubbers from the streets..
good man
you are ill… seek counseling
true…..use them h*es then beat them up, take their money, then do it all again!!!! TRUETALK.
Does this work in real life?
Fuck yes it works in real life!!
It does!
What actualy are the 3 services? I usualy only go for the fuck.
1st: Handjob 2nd:Blowjob: 3rd: Fuck
if you play gta4 or online you will be fcuk up and all that shit man, oh and the girls are so hot
play cod5
lol man.. '' play cod 5 '' what the hell does this got to do with this forum?? man ur such an idiot !!
lol tru
wtf so tru
durrr
They can be found smoking cigarettes outside the strip clubs.
lol lol lol who would pay for a handjob? cant guys do that themselves???
Yeah but it’s nicer to have someone else do the work.
You forgot the part when you kill them and get your money back.
why do i get the black and ft?
why do you get the white one?
… u do know that hookers are probally deaseased as hell right? u are going to get siphilis, and so when she is dead, u should shoot her in the head, to make u feel better…
I beat up this hooker and got like, $678000.
Let’s just think for a second about how she made all that dough….
You fuxed the wrong bifch bro
Thats a lot of dough i wil try that
Yea good post, but for those who did not play GTA 3 up until this game should already know this!! Maybe they just wanted a funny post angryweb master? Well anyways it seems like you have a great blog and I really like the content on this page. My site is a blogger related to only GTA 4, while yours is a huge game blog! Good work, have fun gaming everyone!
It does work in real life even for girls!
I thank y’all for the help man
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