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How to pick up hookers in GTA 4 (Updated)

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Well lately we have been receiving an uncomfortable amount of traffic and emails about picking up hookers in GTA 4. It seems some people don’t know how to do it and here at Angry Web we are devoted to making sure that you have a pleasurable gaming experience.

To be honest it is really simple. Drive a car up to a woman that looks like a hooker (since she probably is) and simply honk your horn. As I am playing the PS3 version that would be the L3 button (and I’m sure the same button on the Xbox). Prostitutes are usually around ghetto parts of town and also in industrial areas. If you’re on the first island then chances are the prostitutes are large black ladies. As you progress through the game they get skinnier and whiter (with deep Puerto Rican accents that lead me to believe that they have an Adam’s apple).

Believe it or not, there is a full Yahoo! Answers post on this so if I failed to answer your question then head HERE for more info.

UPDATE: Well judging from Dave’s comment below, I wasn’t clear enough in my intent to help you lonely bastards out.

After you successfully get a hooker into your car using the method I have described below, you need to drive to a secluded area like an empty ally. Somewhere hidden. After that, you will be given 3 options at 3 different price ranges. Here is a video of what the 3 price ranges include:

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  1. Kingston

    Haha… I like how you have an uncomfortable amount of emails about picking up hookers on GTA. highlarious.

    1. Wank3r

      Hilarious is your version; highlarious.

  2. dave

    k but how do you fuck them??

  3. tineke

    Yeahh, uhmm, I don’t get the 3 options, the b*tch does what she does, and takes $70.00 && gets out of my car.

    1. Jerry n

      To get free sex u just pay then when she gets our of the car u run hr over and kill her then u get ur money back

  4. Daniel Nasserian

    @tineke

    I guess you got screwed…

  5. organicfunny

    thanks for the advice on picking up hookers! priceless.

  6. Freakshow

    The idea is, park in a narrow enough space, with the passenger door blocked by a wall/bin… she shoves you outta the car when the deed is done, so she can get out… bash the crap outta her… and take your money back…. then go find another unsuspecting wench… and repeat…. from the outset of the first island… i found it easiest to locate them around the strip club… (duh!)..

    After a few, I’d actually made money from doing it… so.. I got what i paid them… with a little extra for the effort of removing the scrubbers from the streets..

    1. fyv

      good man

    2. TheGoodDoctor

      you are ill… seek counseling

    3. frakaleak

      true…..use them h*es then beat them up, take their money, then do it all again!!!! TRUETALK.

    4. Butthole

      Does this work in real life?

      1. i fuk hookers

        Fuck yes it works in real life!!

        1. becky21

          It does!

  7. BJ talent

    What actualy are the 3 services? I usualy only go for the fuck.

    1. Wrench

      1st: Handjob 2nd:Blowjob: 3rd: Fuck

  8. ryan

    if you play gta4 or online you will be fcuk up and all that shit man, oh and the girls are so hot

  9. mr cop

    play cod5

    1. mr cop is an idiot

      lol man.. '' play cod 5 '' what the hell does this got to do with this forum?? man ur such an idiot !!

      1. mr cop is an idoit is right

        lol tru

        1. mr cop is an idiot is right and just an opinion

          wtf so tru

  10. Barney Rubble

    They can be found smoking cigarettes outside the strip clubs.

  11. Teresa

    lol lol lol who would pay for a handjob? cant guys do that themselves???

    1. Scott

      Yeah but it’s nicer to have someone else do the work.

  12. Kevin

    You forgot the part when you kill them and get your money back.

  13. wtf

    why do i get the black and ft?
    why do you get the white one?

  14. mr cop is still an idiot

    … u do know that hookers are probally deaseased as hell right? u are going to get siphilis, and so when she is dead, u should shoot her in the head, to make u feel better…

  15. wtf

    I beat up this hooker and got like, $678000.

    1. Ugotsxrewed

      Let’s just think for a second about how she made all that dough….
      You fuxed the wrong bifch bro

      1. Roll Tide

        *like

  16. Mario

    Thats a lot of dough i wil try that

  17. Shaun

    Yea good post, but for those who did not play GTA 3 up until this game should already know this!! Maybe they just wanted a funny post angryweb master? Well anyways it seems like you have a great blog and I really like the content on this page. My site is a blogger related to only GTA 4, while yours is a huge game blog! Good work, have fun gaming everyone!

    1. logan

      i did not play 3

  18. becky21

    It does work in real life even for girls!

  19. Howyazdirin

    I thank y’all for the help man

  20. logan

    yeah but waer can u find tem at

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