Well lately we have been receiving an uncomfortable amount of traffic and emails about picking up hookers in GTA 4. It seems some people don’t know how to do it and here at Angry Web we are devoted to making sure that you have a pleasurable gaming experience.
To be honest it is really simple. Drive a car up to a woman that looks like a hooker (since she probably is) and simply honk your horn. As I am playing the PS3 version that would be the L3 button (and I’m sure the same button on the Xbox). Prostitutes are usually around ghetto parts of town and also in industrial areas. If you’re on the first island then chances are the prostitutes are large black ladies. As you progress through the game they get skinnier and whiter (with deep Puerto Rican accents that lead me to believe that they have an Adam’s apple).
Believe it or not, there is a full Yahoo! Answers post on this so if I failed to answer your question then head HERE for more info.
UPDATE: Well judging from Dave’s comment below, I wasn’t clear enough in my intent to help you lonely bastards out.
After you successfully get a hooker into your car using the method I have described below, you need to drive to a secluded area like an empty ally. Somewhere hidden. After that, you will be given 3 options at 3 different price ranges. Here is a video of what the 3 price ranges include:
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Kingston
May 20, 2008 at 1:34 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Haha… I like how you have an uncomfortable amount of emails about picking up hookers on GTA. highlarious.
Wank3r
November 12, 2011 at 6:32 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hilarious is your version; highlarious.
dave
June 3, 2008 at 5:48 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
k but how do you fuck them??
tineke
September 16, 2008 at 8:37 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeahh, uhmm, I don’t get the 3 options, the b*tch does what she does, and takes $70.00 && gets out of my car.
Jerry n
June 5, 2012 at 12:03 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
To get free sex u just pay then when she gets our of the car u run hr over and kill her then u get ur money back
Daniel Nasserian
September 16, 2008 at 9:29 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
@tineke
I guess you got screwed…
organicfunny
January 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
thanks for the advice on picking up hookers! priceless.
Freakshow
April 28, 2009 at 12:51 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The idea is, park in a narrow enough space, with the passenger door blocked by a wall/bin… she shoves you outta the car when the deed is done, so she can get out… bash the crap outta her… and take your money back…. then go find another unsuspecting wench… and repeat…. from the outset of the first island… i found it easiest to locate them around the strip club… (duh!)..
After a few, I’d actually made money from doing it… so.. I got what i paid them… with a little extra for the effort of removing the scrubbers from the streets..
fyv
August 2, 2009 at 11:53 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
good man
TheGoodDoctor
April 21, 2010 at 4:53 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
you are ill… seek counseling
frakaleak
December 14, 2011 at 1:43 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
true…..use them h*es then beat them up, take their money, then do it all again!!!! TRUETALK.
Butthole
January 3, 2012 at 7:26 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Does this work in real life?
i fuk hookers
February 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Fuck yes it works in real life!!
becky21
February 21, 2012 at 1:00 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It does!
BJ talent
June 7, 2009 at 2:14 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What actualy are the 3 services? I usualy only go for the fuck.
Wrench
April 10, 2010 at 7:00 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
1st: Handjob 2nd:Blowjob: 3rd: Fuck
ryan
August 2, 2009 at 11:49 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
if you play gta4 or online you will be fcuk up and all that shit man, oh and the girls are so hot
mr cop
August 2, 2009 at 11:52 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
play cod5
mr cop is an idiot
August 26, 2009 at 3:15 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
lol man.. '' play cod 5 '' what the hell does this got to do with this forum?? man ur such an idiot !!
mr cop is an idoit is right
March 20, 2011 at 8:36 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
lol tru
mr cop is an idiot is right and just an opinion
October 16, 2011 at 6:28 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
wtf so tru
mr cop is an idiot and so is mr cop is an idiot LOL
February 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
durrr
Barney Rubble
September 13, 2009 at 12:06 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
They can be found smoking cigarettes outside the strip clubs.
Teresa
April 22, 2010 at 3:18 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
lol lol lol who would pay for a handjob? cant guys do that themselves???
Scott
December 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah but it’s nicer to have someone else do the work.
Kevin
December 20, 2010 at 5:25 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You forgot the part when you kill them and get your money back.
wtf
April 2, 2011 at 8:19 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
why do i get the black and ft?
why do you get the white one?
mr cop is still an idiot
July 23, 2011 at 4:40 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
… u do know that hookers are probally deaseased as hell right? u are going to get siphilis, and so when she is dead, u should shoot her in the head, to make u feel better…
wtf
October 8, 2011 at 10:10 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I beat up this hooker and got like, $678000.
Ugotsxrewed
October 13, 2011 at 8:47 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Let’s just think for a second about how she made all that dough….
You fuxed the wrong bifch bro
Roll Tide
February 16, 2013 at 11:45 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
*like
Mario
November 13, 2011 at 6:28 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Thats a lot of dough i wil try that
Shaun
November 14, 2011 at 11:47 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yea good post, but for those who did not play GTA 3 up until this game should already know this!! Maybe they just wanted a funny post angryweb master? Well anyways it seems like you have a great blog and I really like the content on this page. My site is a blogger related to only GTA 4, while yours is a huge game blog! Good work, have fun gaming everyone!
logan
April 14, 2013 at 3:57 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
i did not play 3
becky21
February 21, 2012 at 12:59 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It does work in real life even for girls!
Howyazdirin
March 30, 2012 at 3:55 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I thank y’all for the help man
logan
April 14, 2013 at 3:49 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
yeah but waer can u find tem at
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May 20, 2008 at 9:05 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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