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How to pick up hookers in GTA 4 (Updated)

Posted by Daniel Nasserian On June - 4 - 2008

Well lately we have been receiving an uncomfortable amount of traffic and emails about picking up hookers in GTA 4. It seems some people don’t know how to do it and here at Angry Web we are devoted to making sure that you have a pleasurable gaming experience.

To be honest it is really simple. Drive a car up to a woman that looks like a hooker (since she probably is) and simply honk your horn. As I am playing the PS3 version that would be the L3 button (and I’m sure the same button on the Xbox). Prostitutes are usually around ghetto parts of town and also in industrial areas. If you’re on the first island then chances are the prostitutes are large black ladies. As you progress through the game they get skinnier and whiter (with deep Puerto Rican accents that lead me to believe that they have an Adam’s apple).

Believe it or not, there is a full Yahoo! Answers post on this so if I failed to answer your question then head HERE for more info.

UPDATE: Well judging from Dave’s comment below, I wasn’t clear enough in my intent to help you lonely bastards out.

After you successfully get a hooker into your car using the method I have described below, you need to drive to a secluded area like an empty ally. Somewhere hidden. After that, you will be given 3 options at 3 different price ranges. Here is a video of what the 3 price ranges include:

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14 Responses to “How to pick up hookers in GTA 4 (Updated)”

  1. Kingston says:

    Haha… I like how you have an uncomfortable amount of emails about picking up hookers on GTA. highlarious.

  2. GTA-4.BIZ says:

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  3. dave says:

    k but how do you fuck them??

  4. tineke says:

    Yeahh, uhmm, I don’t get the 3 options, the b*tch does what she does, and takes $70.00 && gets out of my car.

  5. @tineke

    I guess you got screwed…

  6. organicfunny says:

    thanks for the advice on picking up hookers! priceless.

  7. Freakshow says:

    The idea is, park in a narrow enough space, with the passenger door blocked by a wall/bin… she shoves you outta the car when the deed is done, so she can get out… bash the crap outta her… and take your money back…. then go find another unsuspecting wench… and repeat…. from the outset of the first island… i found it easiest to locate them around the strip club… (duh!)..

    After a few, I’d actually made money from doing it… so.. I got what i paid them… with a little extra for the effort of removing the scrubbers from the streets..

  8. BJ talent says:

    What actualy are the 3 services? I usualy only go for the fuck.

  9. ryan says:

    if you play gta4 or online you will be fcuk up and all that shit man, oh and the girls are so hot

  10. mr cop says:

    play cod5

    • mr cop is an idiot says:

      lol man.. '' play cod 5 '' what the hell does this got to do with this forum?? man ur such an idiot !!

  11. Barney Rubble says:

    They can be found smoking cigarettes outside the strip clubs.

  12. Hello, I was quering the net and I saw your website. Keep up the great work.

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