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It looks like all those ninja shots were pretty accurate! Today, Amazon will be holding a press conference to introduce a new product and it seems like the rumor mill produced some solid information. Here is a leaked image of the Kindle 2 as per Amazon.com.

I don’t want to sound like an alarmist, but everything you know may soon collapse around you. It probably won’t be because of an asteroid strike, but instead because of the irresponsible brand of capitalism in this country. When this happens, fish food is the first to go, so pet fish will be the first victims. We’ll be second, and we’ll need to take some drastic measures.

So pick up a copy of You Can’t Win by Jack Black (the other Jack Black). By nature, all autobiographies are a little egoistic, but this one is humble and beautiful and it will blow your mind. It’s about being a hobo, a professional thief, and an opium fiend, you know, like you do. Black jumps trains from city to city stealing, getting caught, escaping, getting caught, escaping, and befriending some of the most interesting characters the early 20th century had to offer.

When Jack Black wasn’t riding the rails, he was removing the souls from kittens.

Black was off the grid and survived it, something we may need to do when our grid disappears and there are no more amenities, like moisturizer and toothpicks. Forget Bear Grylls and his avoid-being-eaten-by-a-bear brand of survival techniques, Jack Black was an urban Odysseus.

“Lost” – Season 5, Episode 4 – “The Little Prince”

Kate discovers that someone knows the secret of Aaron’s true parental lineage. Meanwhile, the dramatic shifts through time are placing the lives of the remaining island survivors in extreme peril.

“Lost” airs tonight at 9/8c on ABC.

The “Watchmen” viral site, The New Frontiersman, has released a 1977 Government Public Service Announcement regarding masked vigilantes.  Take a look…

30 days.

In what is becoming yet another reason to hate Facebook, somewhere around 85% of users have now stylized photos of themselves to look like Shepard Fairey’s Obama poster. It can be done through one of many online generators, but it should probably not be done.

Ethel, hero of the 1998 Icelandic Revolution

If you are a stock broker, you should not be doing this. You are not running for president, nor are you the sitting president.

You may, however, make one if and only if:

1. You have started a revolution (succeeded or failed), are currently leading a revolution, or plan on starting one.
2. You can do something totally righteous, like burp the alphabet.
3. You thought up a great idea, like training a squirrel to waterski on tiny skis made for squirrels.

Everyone else, please stop.

Here’s a first look at pics of Jackie Earle Haley aka Rorschach without his mask.  As of this moment, I don’t believe these pics have been publicly released yet.  Check it out!

“Watchmen” – 30 days.