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Mike Dow has put together a parody of Steven Spielberg’s “Jaws” and amazingly transformed it into a romantic comedy about a man in love with a shark.  Enjoy.

Well, a guy named Mark Lee had the ingenious idea of writing a “Terminator” power ballad/love song titled “I’ll Be Back.” Frankly, I would’ve much rather have seen a full-scale Broadway production of this than “Salvation.” At least it’s got heart.

Check out these amazingly crafted lyrics…

I’ll Be Back

I’m sleeping alone on this cold concrete floor
Another sad night in this sad robot war
On Judgment Day man and machine did collide
But even though billions of people have died

Somewhere out there tonight
You’re hugging your rifle so tight
I’ll find you, somehow, someway
In the rubble that once was L.A.

I’ll be back, no man no machine
Can keep me from you, I’ll always be true
I’ll be back, to finish the fight
And say “hasta la vista” to this lonely night
This vow I must take:
No fate but what we make
I’ll be back

Dogs they are barking, I know something’s wrong
He barely speaks English, his accent’s so strong
The cyborg attack took us by surprise
All the silvery skulls with their glowing red eyes

Skynet has torn us apart
And Judgement Day’s broken my heart
But I’ve got so much to give
Come with me if you want to live

(CHORUS)

I’d travel through time just to hold you again.
I’d take on a world of mechanical men.
Tonight Hunter-Killers keep watch from above
But nothing can Terminate our love.

(CHORUS)

Take a look at this amazing “Green Lantern” fan trailer put together by Jaron Pitts, starring Nathan Fillion as Hal Jordon. Superimposed special effects were combined with clips from the following television shows and movies:

Planet of the Apes
Serenity Trailer
Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Stardust Trailer
The Lord of the Rings – The Fellowship of the Ring
Firefly
Dragonball Evolution Trailer
Galaxy Quest
The Fountain Trailer
Superman Returns Trailer
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Smallville
Justice League TAS
GI Joe Trailer
Contact
Star Trek Enterprise
Star Wars Episode III
The Mutant Chronicles Trailer
Iron Man
Star Trek Trailer
Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe Cutscene
The Chronicles of Riddick
Kamen Rider
Bedtime Stories
Escape from Witch Mountain Trailer
The Matrix Revolutions
The Chronicles of Narnia – Prince Caspian
White Noise 2

As for the official “Green Lantern” movie, Warner Bros. is aiming for a December 17, 2010 release date.

Take a look at this hilarious parody of HBO’s “Entourage”, featuring President Obama and his entourage which includes Joey “Drama” Biden, Rahm Emmanuel, and…uh, Turtle. In this video, Obama, with the help of his crew and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, set up a meeting with Mahmoud Amadinejad to discuss a nuclear deal. Enjoy.

Several weeks back, “Transformers” director Michael Bay stated that he’d like to see a battle between Transformers and Terminators. Black20 has created quite the impressive mash-up trailer between the two franchises. And check this out – they even used audio from Christian Bale’s tirade on the set of “Terminator Salvation”.

A 40-minute Lord of the Rings fan film entitled “The Hunt for Gollum” has been produced by Independent Online Cinema/Rickety Shack Films and is now available for free online viewing. The film is impressive indeed considering it was made on a $3,000 budget by a group of passionate fans who strove to produce a work that stood up to the quality of the theatrical trilogy.

“The Hunt for Gollum” follows the Heir of Isildur who ventures out to seek the creature known as Gollum in order to discover the truth about the Ring and to protect the future Ringbearer. The story was adapted from the appendices of “The Lord of the Rings” book series.

You can watch the entire film in HD at thehuntforgollum.com. The trailer is posted below.